Dump the Monarchy

Bill,

So your on here too are you, telling us how to run our country as well, you are sooooooo busy how do you find time for us all?

I must have a word with that David Cameron fellow - seems he thinks he's the Prime Minister or some such thing and has the delusion that he runs the country.

Well we will have to put him right on that one won't we Bill.

Doesn't it annoy you that all these presumptive people are trying to take over your job of running the world?

I mean heaven forbid if every little foreign Johnny got the idea that they ran their own country - well I mean where would we be old boy, I dread to think but we will soon put them in their place won't we Bill !

Only Problem I foresee is that there are about 6.7 billion of them and only about 311 million of you "good ole boys" in the US of A, does create something of a logistical problem there I mean there's so many - that is sooooo unfair how dare they talk about democracy - I mean why shouldn't a small minority dominate a vast majority - I mean don't they know what's good for them - must be their lack of education I after all Greece had democracy almost 2500 years ago - but whose going to argue over numbers.

But who am I to question Bill, the school I went to was founded in 1532 only 38 years after John and Sebastian Cabot discovered Newfoundland - damn it we are such pitifully under educated fellows in Europe, it must make you weep.

But please don't judge us too harshly, we'll try our best to catch up with you soon.

Its been so refreshing to chat tonight Bill, my life is now complete and I feel a spirit of enlightenment has overcome me

Simon