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Marcamera
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Re: TOP SECRET - The Queen's Daily Schedule
In reply to James Cafferty, Jan 21, 2013

James Cafferty wrote:

Marcamera wrote:

Snip..

Where is her daily schedule again?

No worry, Marc. At great expense to me, I got a copy of her schedule. Here ya' go.

TOP SECRET: The Queen's Daily Schedule
0600 Hit the loo
0615 Have maid wipe bum
0620 Frown at servants, act Queenly
0630 Bubble Bath (while enjoying a glass of a good California Red)
0730 Butler serves breakfast
0930 Maid dresses me
1000 Write grocery list, frown at servants and staff, act Queenly
1030 Tea (add a splash of Jack Daniels)
1100 Visit nearby school, wave to peons adoring fans, frown, act Queenly
1145 Change into jeans and sweatshirt and sneak into McDonalds for a Big Mac lunch
1245 Return home to change to afternoon clothes
1345 Have maid dress me, again
1500 Tea (add a splash of Jack Daniels)
1530 Visit nearby Old Folks Home - wave to peons adoring fans, frown, act Queenly
1600 Change into jeans and sweatshirt and sneak into The Mayflower Pub for a few pints
1700 Secretly practice Cross-Bow skills (God dam! Vikings)
1730 Return home via servant's entrance
1800 Tea (add a splash of Jack Daniels)
1830 Have maid dress me, again
1900 Texas Long-Horn steak dinner, frown at staff, act Queenly
1945 Watch NASCAR races on the Telly
2000 Serve a round of drinks to servants and staff
2030 Square Dance with servants and staff, serve another round of drinks
2100 Watch the new version of "Dallas" (hope we find out who shot JR)

All in good fun.

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All the best,
Jim
Photographers take pictures; the camera is only a tool.

Tks, I thought I was may be unfair. That is not only 15hrs, that is clearly 15+ hours, depending on when she nods away during "Dallas".

Rgds

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