D800 focus with 1.4 prime lenses is very variable and inaccurate

No, look at my second shot, same issue perfectly stationary staring at me. LV autofocus always nails it even when handholding I get a better result, and it takes about 3 seconds to take the picture in which the subject could have moved a foot out of the focal plane, yet it seems to nail focus much better. It's not subject movement or motion sorry, I can tell you this with certainty.