Spring flowers on a Wintery day
Aha! Now I see the connection (possibly) between the hood ornament and your location! R u in Pontiac, MI? If so, I can understand your need for relief from "wintery" conditions. I am also a Michigander having been born and raised in Kalamazoo, at least until my folks turned my 14 yo world upside down and announced we were moving to, of all places, Arizona! Oh how I hated THAT idea! After all, Arizona was just desert, snakes, cowboys and indians... That was in 1954 and it took a very long time for that idea to get washed out of my mind... At least a month or so anyway
We made the move in a 1949 Packard (another great hood ornament) with canvas water bags looped over the front bumper to cool the water as we drove. I just knew we were headed for the pit of hell on that trip! My dad was an avid photographer and we would stop often for him to haul out his top of the line gear for a photo op. Oh, his "top of the line gear" was an Argus C3!!
As to the timeshare trade, I will take it up with the manager, but I wouldn't hold my breath.
Stay warm and do send an offer that would make me and my "manager" leave Arizona in the wintertime and move to Pontiac, MI for a few months. Don't lowball me now 'cause my manager wouldn't let me stay in contact with you anymore if you do...