Romney man of the year

1912
http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2012/12/time-names-mitt-romney-man-of-the-year-1912.html?mbid=nl_Borowitz%20(60)

Mr. Romney could not be reached for comment, a spokesman said, because he was travelling around the world visiting his money."

“It was very close between Romney and the Titanic guy, but we gave it to Romney because it took him slightly longer to sink,”Timewrote.

"In giving Mr. Romney the nod,Timesaid that he beat out such other candidates for Man of the Year 1912 as Tsar Nicholas II of Russia, Kaiser Wilhelm II of Germany, and Edward Smith, captain of the Titanic.