All those intimate secrets and memories buried in a sofa!

Dear Louis, it would take the distance between Toronto and Washington for a complete, total submission and/or elimination of the sexual tensions your models would suffer from for your lie to work. You could have expended less energy by persuading them that my remarks were intended as compliments. Which, of course, was the truth. 

Have a wonderful holiday with good cheer!

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