The latest paleonthological discovery restores justice and fairness to the democracy

Recenly, two Alabama scientists discovered a new freshwater fish, Etheostoma obama.

Etheostoma Obama discovered and described!

Etheostoma Obama

Unfortunately, turns out that Kimjongilia was cultivated almost twenty five years earlier.

Kimjongilia

How can that be?

How can a third-world dictator be a quarter of a century ahead of the leader of the free world?

This simply could not stand.

Fortunately, today's announcment puts it all to rights. Yale scientists reveal their historic discovery.

Turns out, Obamadon lived 65 million years ago!

Yale scientists discover Obamadon!

Obamadon was a small, but noble, slender-jawed insect-eating lizard:

Obamadon

(The article also mentiones a ferocious carnivorous lizard from the same period that "didn’t turn out to be presidential", however they don't call Romnydon by name.)