You can't trust Israel

An American takes his wife and mother in law on holidays to Israel.
During their stay, his mother in law dies.

The undertakers explains that shipping the body to the US will cost approx. 5000 dollars and that a local grave, including a nice ceremony, will cost only 200 dollars.
The American insists to have the body shipped to the US, regardless of the cost.

His wife expresses her appreciation :"That is a really the evidence you loved my mother, I'll be forever grateful sweetheart"

The husband :"Listen, around here they buried a fellow called Jesus some 2000 years ago. He came back after 3 days. I'm not taking any chances with your mother".