MFT Thread Number 60,000 ...

OK, so, well, she was a militant feminist and didn't shave as a matter of principle. Whatever -- I could overlook all that, 'cause, well, you know what separates a 9 from a 10, right? Well, she hit the 10.

OK, moving on. One day I said was bitching that she was gaining weight, and I said, "No worries -- people aren't even going to notice through that forest you're wearing."

Guess I wasn't horny that day, or week, as things turned out...