Finally got a 35MM prime lens for my Nikon D700

Gentlemen:

I represent the law firm of Dewey, Cheatem and Howe. We have been retained by your digital camera spouses to handle the matter of their divorce lawsuits against you. They are citing estrangement and loss of spousal services.  Let me say that we will execute their wishes with all of our resources and abilities.  Let me also say that we have in our files some rather damning photos of all of your fondling strange Pentaxes, some sleazy Nikon 1 bodies, and one of you has been caught cross-dressing as a Canon shooter. If you wish to settle out of court we will entertain your offers, but remember, our clients demand custody of the flashes and speedlights, as well as all digital files output since the relationships began!

Now get a life you guys!  (I am going on a secret getaway weekend with my nypho special edition black X100!)

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Holding a camera, any camera, reduces my blood pressure, calms my nerves, and gives me a sense of opportunity!