Dear DPReview..

Dear DPReview,

I just wanted to thank you for all information and entertainment I receive here. You have provided me so much and have asked for so little in return. I would like to repay that debt. Please make me a moderator of this forum. I'll do it for free, it's the least I can do. These guys are really out of line. Make me a moderator here and I'll have these guys walking the line in no time.

I don't need much to whip these guys into shape. I don't need a fancy DPR thingie after my name. In fact, I would prefer to work behind the scenes. All you need to give me are two additional options, give me "BAN USER" and "DELETE POST" buttons, and I'll get the job done for you. It would be my pleasure.

Regards,
harry cannoli