News from 10 years in the future, Photokina 2022

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News from 10 years in the future, Photokina 2022
Sep 8, 2012

Dateline Photokina 2022:

Today the world's only remaining Camera maker, SOCANIKON, announced two new cameras. One will be a 143 MP P&S camera with SOCANIKON's new Bokeh-buster software that will add creamy bokeh to any pictures the P&S shooter doesn't know how or why they want it. “We've learned long ago that your basic sucker... er.. enthusiast just wants to see a bigger number of MP on his camera every year.”, read the SOCANIKON press release.

The other camera will be a long awaited FF camera with 36 MP offered by little remembered SOCANIKON micro division PENTAX. “We were as surprised as anyone when this one came out.” , read the same release.

In other news, after 2022 Photokina, SOCANIKON will henceforth be called Ricoh-SOCANIKON reflecting the recent Ricoh purchase of the company.

Ricoh spokesperson said, “We'll try not to run this company into the ground but who cares, phones dominate the camera market now anyway.”


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