Ultimatum to Nikon - D400 or not!

I'm still shooting with a D200, the D300 was not enough of an upgrade and it does not match the D200 at base ISO. So I'm now going on 6.5 years and really want to upgrade. I have 11 lenses but only two are DX lenses. Show me a roadmap for DX and I would buy more.

Please Nikon make a DX equivalent of the D4; killer auto-focusing and metering, 8-10 FPS, totally sealed, pop up flash, about 18MP, huge LCD (without the green tint), dual cards, tons of DR, crazy high ISO performance, 100% view finder, a good silent mode, and reasonable video. Price it at $2K and we will beat a path to your door.

Mark