I'm now really regretting buying a D800

There is so much negativity going on here... people complain and complain. If it's not good, return the thing and get it fixed. And don't shoot stupid white sheets with ink attached to the wall. Who does that anyway in real life? Oh well, just my opinion.

People even want to get it to court, for crying out loud.
D800 attorney general complaints:
http://forums.dpreview.com/forums/readflat.asp?forum=1021&thread=42273367