What's in your bag?

Regardless of where I'm going, my bag currently consists of:

Nikon D90
Nikon D7000
Nikon V1

Nikkor 1 10-30mm
Nikkor 1 30-110mm
Nikkor 18-200mm VRII
Nikkor 70-200mm VRII
Sigma 120-300mm F2.8 OS

Sigma EX 1.4 x TC

No filters, no flashes, no grips, no tri/mono pod(s)

One extra battery (for D7000 and V1)
Many, many SD cards

A hat, some sunlotion, earplugs, a towel, an umbrella, something to eat and something to drink.

Besides the food and the drinks (only pack those when realy going out) the whole pack sits in the trunk of my car, ready when needed. When on location I may not use everyting in the bag, sometimes I leave stuff in the trunk so I can travel light...