Return?

So you have had the camera for OVER a month, shot 2,600 photos and NOW want to return it? People like you buy stuff and then return it as if it were a free rental. Shame on you. You couldn't have found the issues in the first few shots that you took? Or in the first couple of days? No - you had to go and shoot your daughter's prom, your granny's birthday, your neighbor's dog and now, 30 days later, you want to return it?

I would love to know which store will accept a return past 30 days. Do tell!