Got a D800 and D4... Guess which AF works.

You are behaving exactly like I was describing 6 posts above: yours is working so others camera can't be faulty? Come on, ask yourself who is acting like an idiot with this kind of comments...

And re-read the original post of the OP: he is not bashing people not having problems, he is bashing the ones (like you?) who are denying that problems exist (it may not be polite or "elegant", but I must agree with him that its getting tiring...).

Frenchie