Why the hell do I log onto Rockwell?

I've just been doing the rounds of all the D800 reviews. Some very good information out there. DPR have their usual excellent in depth coverage; Cameralabs have posted some good samples; DXO have analysed the sensor half to death and imagingresource have posted their excellent standard shots.

But why, why, why, in the name of all that's holy, do I still log on to read Rockwell's inconsistent, arrogant, ill-informed babble? One minute the D800 is fabulous, the next minute, he's bemoaning its limitations and whining on about it.

Never again!

The first rule of "No Rockwell Club" is we do not talk about "No Rockwell Club."