Frustration from one D7000 purchaser .

I'm totally frustrated with my D7000 . Everyone here (well , a lot of them) say it has hot pixels . Mine doesn't have any , not one , nothing nada ! Was expecting softness and the freaking cameras is so sharp I have to take a box of bandages with me everytime I use it . They said front focus , back focus , what ever ! Every freaking photos focus point is nice and sharp .And to top it off I can't play with my Topaz Denoiser anymore as expecting a lot of noise from 5000 iso photos , they turn out to be almost noiseless. Totally frustrated on my purchase !! I want my money back ! Nikon ??? Do you hear me !!! I want my money back !!!! Anyone have a hanky ? I'm about to cry .sniff sniff.

Ps... I should have known better . I should have gotten me a Canon .