Post your lousy 'messed up' D700 shots here

Okay, folks. D700 prices continue to hold, both new and used. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to post as many lousy, "my D700 messed up" photos here, with the end goal of running the D700's reputation into the ground and driving prices down.

So go ahead, post all those insufficient DR, noisy, missed focus, etc. photos here. When this thread hits 150, we'll start a new one.
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