Decorative arts: Mona

An interior designer with a knack for kitsch is looking for a photograph with a Mona Lisa style. The subject can be a man or woman so long as the lighting is similar (warm and soft overhead light with shadow beneath the nose and chin), the pose is the same, includes the enigmatic smile and the characteristic hand position. Submit an original photograph where you try to emulate this famously emulated and parodied painting. Parodies, by the way, are most welcome so long as they keep true to the rules.