Slow

No sloths? No molasses in January? No city traffic bottlenecks? No financial institution examiners or enforcers? I suppose it would be hard to photograph people waiting on phones for help from customer service desks.

The turtle on the road must be British, or want to see oncoming traffic in time to move aside. Very likely, though, he is a montage or someone put him on the road for the photo. All turtles must have heard the addage that some drivers will swerve to miss them, while others will swerve to hit them.

Do snails have a calm life? Or do they incur great anxieties as they struggle to advance even an inch?